Sunday, January 3, 2010

2010

2010

That's fuckin' crazy.
So just to recap 2009:
I got shitfaced and ridiculed and mocked my brother verbally and abused him physically.
I went to Atlantic city and won about ten grand and lost it all.
I almost got into a fist fight with a Russian that was fourteen years my senior, who threatened to put me in a wooden box in a basement in Queens.
I got a bum to pull a gun on me on the train.
I lost a girl who was the first person I ever really thought I felt a sincere connection to.
I got a new job.
I got some of the shittiest grades ever in college.
I danced on stage and made a fool out of myself.
I almost had a threesome with a former educator.
I fucked a girl that literally I couldn't believe I got a chance to, but left her once she got fat.
I finished off a bottle of vodka in one night between two friends in my building's staircase.
I got into an car accident with a parked car.
I drove to Queens by myself with a permit.
I got my permit suspended.
I got into a car accident being a passenger.
I stayed at a hotel for the first time with a friend.
I payed for a hotel with another friend.
I spent two days in the Jersey Shore.
I fell in love a past lover.
I fell out of love with a past lover.
I found true love with a girl I believe is perfect for me.
I found true love with the same girl and realized she will never be exclusive with me, for no other reason other than; I have trouble getting it up.

I lived to tell the story.